“Kelly Kilogram” by Janeen Brady

metrics.jpgSorry for two reasons! First, I apologize for not posting for so long… I’ve been having some hardware issues lately that are keeping me from getting good recordings. Hope to have that sorted soon. So, on to the next apology: this post is only about half as good as it should be. I bough this metric system indoctrination LP in Boston several years ago because of this song, “Kelly Kilogram.” It’s got a great groove, but I was disappointed that the singer envisions Kelly as a man, instead of a woman. I was hoping to make this my wife’s theme song.

Anyway, here it is. I wish we were on the metric system.

Janeen Brady, “Kelly Kilogram” from the The Metrics Are Coming LP (1977)

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    I was once trying to think of songs that went along with each of my friends’ best ladies. Consequently, everytime I listen to Kelly Watch the Stars, I get this picture of you sitting by an open window at night, your chin resting on your crossed hands which are resting on the window sill, looking up at the stars, and lonesomely singing in vocoder, yearning for Kelly.

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